kenzi

wholesome-memes-only:

Today while I was on campus I passed a girl who had clearly just pulled an all nighter. Messy hair, socks and sandals, pajama pants, the complete look, and she was talking to herself under her breath. All I heard her say was “okay bitch. You’re fine. You’re gonna go home, eat some cake, and take a nap. It’s over now” And honestly?? Same. You go girl

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oylmpians:

if i don’t end up running down a palace hallway in a flowing couture dress at least once in my life then whats the point

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averagefairy:

me, guzzling smart water before my exams: please work

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bloodbending:

the most painful social interactions are when you miscalculate someone’s meme literacy and reference something and the person/group doesn’t get it and u have to half-heartedly explain it knowing FULL well it’s 0% funny if people don’t have the full convoluted context of the joke and u feel the flames of hell start to lick at ur feet as they all give u a pity laugh 

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chessys:

i wish i could be the person i want to be but im too tired

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str8s:

me waiting for the fall of capitalism while working

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